Breaking: Museveni Signs Anti-Homosexuality Law, ”Eat Bisiyaga & Rot In Jail”

By Frank Kamuntu

Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni has signed anti-LGBTQ laws, his spokesman said on Monday, defying condemnations from Western governments, businesses and evil homosexuality promoters.

Same-sex relations were already illegal in Uganda, as they are in more than 30 African countries, but the new law goes further in targeting lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer people.

It imposes the death penalty for aggravated homosexuality, which includes having gay sex when HIV-positive, and a 20-year sentence for “promoting” homosexuality.

Museveni’s signing of the bill was first announced by parliament speaker Anita Among on Twitter.

“If the speaker has announced, then that’s true he has signed,” Museveni’s spokesman Faruk Kirunda confirmed.

Museveni, a strong opponent of LGBTQ rights, had sent the original bill, which parliament passed in March, back to lawmakers, asking that they tone down certain provisions.

On May 2, parliament passed a revised bill that made minor amendments while leaving most of the original legislation intact.

The amended version stipulated that merely identifying as LGBTQ is not a crime and revised a measure that obliged people to report homosexual activity to only require reporting when a child is involved.

The U.S. government condemned the looming law and said last month that it was assessing the implications for activities in Uganda under its flagship HIV/AIDS programme, but all this didn’t threaten world most loved President Museveni.