By Frank Kamuntu
A heartbroken Kisii man has sadly narrated how he caught a local pastor red-handed chewing his wife in his matrimonial bed.
The pastor, ministering in a local church where his wife is a loyal congregant, was nabbed in the act, sweating profusely as though he was partaking in an Olympic marathon.
According to Steve Momanyi, 35, he had received disturbing information within the area that his wife Kerubo, 28, was having an affair with the man of cloth who is said to be feeding on several of his flocks.
“I asked my wife, but she denied any wrongdoing, she even threatened to end the marriage if I kept listening to other people. I laid traps but did not succeed.
On this fateful day, Momanyi, had left home to attend to some urgent matters when forty days of stealing finally came faster knocking for the two “thieves” than expected.
The pastor sneaked to his home and as usual, he started milking his flock, and as fate would have it, suddenly misfortune struck.
What was to have a happy ending, ended up with cries of help and wailing. The two love-birds got stuck.
The neighbours who responded to cries swiftly thinking the family had been attacked got shocked to witness what had actually happened.
The man of the house (Momanyi) was quickly informed and he rushed back.
Feeling heartbroken, he rushed to the bedroom and found the two in wheelbarrow-style naked.