Finally! Spain Hammers 10-Man Argentina To Win World Cup, Messi Cries Helplessly!

By Swift Reporter

Patience proved the critical virtue for Spain. They had to wait for a kickoff delayed by among other things, a Tom Cruise speech. They had to wait twice as long as usual at half time. And they had to wait for 106 minutes of play and their 20th shot before Ferran Torres lashed home the goal that would win them a second men’s World Cup.

Spain’s captain and player of the tournament, Rodri, lifted the trophy. But not before Donald Trump made his presence known. The US president was booed when he entered the pitch with FIFA president, Gianni Infantino and appeared keen to stay for the trophy lift, just as he had in the Club World Cup final last year. Rodri appeared to subtly attempt to usher Trump off the stage before Infantino jogged over to join Trump on the sidelines of the celebrations.

For much of Sunday’s final, that moment had felt purely a matter of time, as the European champions thoroughly outclassed their South American counterparts.

Just as they did in their impressive semifinal display against France, Spain dominated the ball early and their teenage superstar, Lamine Yamal, came close to opening the scoring in the fifth minute. Seconds later, at the other end of the pitch and the age scale, Lionel Messi was beaten to a through ball by Spanish keeper Unai Simon. It was as close as Messi, 39, got to a significant impact on the game, which may well be his last at a World Cup.