Nameere Is My Sister But Sorry URA Will Impound That ‘Stock Mpya’-Muhoozi Warns

By Swift Reporter

Muhoozi Kainerugaba on Friday unleashed another series of provocative social media posts, mixing political declarations, cultural references and humorous jabs as he continued to stamp his authority on Uganda’s fast-evolving parliamentary power struggle.

In a flurry of messages posted on X, the outspoken Chief of Defence Forces and leader of the Patriotic League of Uganda signaled that the battle over the leadership of the 12th Parliament is all but settled, while also weighing in on who should occupy the position of Deputy Speaker.

“We shall propose to Mzee a suitable female candidate for Deputy Speaker. That is the tradition. ‘Women hold up half of the sky,’ as Mao Zedong said. Musibegye,” Muhoozi posted.

The remark suggested that the ruling establishment is considering maintaining the convention of having a woman serve as Deputy Speaker, even as the race for Speaker remains one of the most closely watched political contests in recent years.

In another strongly worded post, Muhoozi dismissed any suggestion of compromise.

“There are no pacts between lions and men,” he wrote, adding that he wanted “a unanimous approval of Mzee’s decisions in Parliament.”

He further tasked Richard Todwong and Daudi Kabanda with ensuring that lawmakers rally behind President Yoweri Museveni’s preferred choices.

The message underscored Muhoozi’s growing influence within both the security establishment and the political arena, where his pronouncements increasingly shape internal debates within the ruling National Resistance Movement.

Nameere Spared, But ‘Stock Mpya’ Targeted

Muhoozi also moved to defend Justine Nameere after she became a topic of online discussion.

“Leave Justine Nameere. That is my sister. I have no issues with her,” he posted.

But moments later, the army chief turned playful with one of the day’s most widely shared messages.

“All ‘stock mpya’ will be impounded by Uganda Revenue Authority!”

The phrase “stock mpya,” a colloquial expression loosely referring to “new stock,” sparked a frenzy online, with supporters and critics debating its meaning and intent.

He followed it up with another humorous comment, saying “‘Stock enkadde’ like Beyoncé is approved on humanitarian grounds.”

Muhoozi also issued a pointed warning to some women involved in current political debates.

“I advise some ladies to steer clear of some of these issues. It doesn’t matter how many times Mzee calls you. That doesn’t make you amount to anything!”

He referenced Winnie Karagwa, recalling the excitement surrounding the early days of the National Resistance Movement in 1986.

The comments were widely interpreted as a message to political actors seeking to leverage perceived proximity to the President in the ongoing struggle for parliamentary leadership.

‘Try Me Now & Find Out’

In some of his most forceful posts, Muhoozi emphasized his political influence and willingness to confront opponents.

“Those who doubt my power in my country. Try me now and find out. “No one should even dream of trying me. I will not stop for anything.”

He also took aim at the opposition National Unity Platform and its leader Bobi Wine, whom he referred to by his nickname “Kabobi.”

“NUP and Kabobi used to think they were crazy. Until they met a really crazy person… me.”

Muhoozi’s latest posts come at a time of heightened political activity as Uganda prepares for the election of the Speaker and Deputy Speaker of the 12th Parliament.

His increasingly assertive tone reflects the growing role of the Patriotic League of Uganda in shaping the country’s political direction and reinforcing President Museveni’s influence over key state institutions.

Whether humorous or confrontational, Muhoozi’s social media messages continue to dominate public discourse and underscore his expanding presence at the centre of Uganda’s political power matrix.